Don't laugh....It's a.........Shaving Manual....A joke....

A SHAVING MANUAL FOR DUMMIES

Several common questions asked and answers to them.

Q: Why do I need to read this manual?
A: This manual was written to help YOU to shave.

Q: Why do I need it to learn to shave? I can do it myself.
A: Sure you can do it yourself but don’t you wanna do it better?

Q: Why do you think you as the author are better at shaving when you aren’t even a boy?
A: I don’t think I am better at shaving. I just wanna help you do it so you don’t harm yourself and others (Boys who don’t know how to shave can be deadly dangerous to themselves and the community!)

Q: Why do I even need to shave?
A: You need to shave in order to control the presence of fine hairs above the upper lip and on your chin called the mustache and the beard (those hairs AREN’T called whiskers!)

Q: So what if I have a mustache and a beard?
A: You might get into trouble with the rules at your school and if you let the facial hairs grow too long, people might mistake you for Ernest Hemingway!







Note: The author is not responsible for any injuries whatsoever inflicted upon yourself and others after following the manual!




The following are steps to get a perfectly (Almost!) shaved chin in the morning! Follow them carefully in order to be properly shaved.

1. Wash your face. The dried saliva might cause a detonation when it is mixed with shaving cream!
2. Put some shaving cream on your chin and above your upper lip.
Cheat sheet: Make yourself resemble Santa minus the red suit and cap and the shaving cream should be in the proper place.
3. Pick up your razor or blade or electric shaver (recommended: Gillette)
4. Start shaving! You should go from up to down or from side ways. Go for the direction you are comfortable with!
Cheat sheet: Use one hand to hold the skin nearby the direction you’re going to shave! It helps a lot. Oh yeah, be careful with the blade!
5. Once you’re done, wash off left over shaving cream.
6. You are advised to use an after-shave as they moisturize the skin after shaving and they also make you smell nice in front of your girlfriend!
7. You are all set to go anyway with that perfectly shaved chin of yours!


Look at yourself in the mirror, aren’t you perfectly shaved now?

Shaving Facts

· It hurts to shave for the first time for some men!

· Barbers who offered shaving services in the olden times had to be very careful. If the razor slips from their hand, their customer would be gone FOREVER! It does solve the problem with complaining customers though!
· Some men don’t bother putting shaving cream, they just shave without it. Not advisable though!

By: Nur Alia
Originally for: Nik Rashid Bin Nik Zurin
Inspired by: The act of Rashid bullying Shahira! LOL!
Thanks to: Nik Shahira Binti Nik Zurin

My best friend's Maid of Honour speech...

Nik’s Maid of Honor Speech to AliaGood evening everyone, I am Nik Shahira. I am Alia’s maid of honour and today, well you know. The speech crap.Alia, Alia, Alia…. You….You amazing thrill ride! You’ve grown up so much, sweetheart. I’m so proud of you! But I’m so FURIOUS!!! How on Earth, I ask myself a THOUSAND times, could that douche bag next to you -No offense, dude- take you away from us- NO, ME!? HOW!? God, I even wished I could stab your hubby there ever since he magically swept you off your feet …but you know what? Whatever! You’re happy and that makes me wanna burst in joy every second! I couldn’t be happy for you more than I could now, baby.But GAH, ALIA!- EFFING Finally! Remember the times we sat through Deanna’s wedding with NJ, filled with the hope that someday, it would be one of us up there with a sexy guy? Gone are the lonely nights we talked until the early hours, crying over the fear that it might never be one of us up there. And now…Say goodbye to bad blind dates arranged by Carmen and relentless pestering from Joyce who was always trying to fix you up with the wrong guy. Say goodbye to scanning all those sad profiles on the Internet dating sites I gave you during my Milo withdrawal insomniac nights, looking for someone to peak your interest. And I gotta tell you, Alia, you are one helluva fish to catch. Josh over there, certainly hit the mother of all jackpots! But ah! How happy are you that you will never again have to fight with the other single girls to catch the bouquet? TEE HEE, I’M HINTING MYSELF HERE! Can you believe that you actually get to be the one tossing the bouquet this time?Well, I sure can. I always could. I knew during those awkward and naughtyintroductions at happy hour, when one of our friends invited a single hot guy and didn’t tell you. I knew when you were secretly picking out your own sexy wedding gown of your liking on all those shopping trips for the other bubbly girls who were engaged. I confess I got a little worried when you started dating Mr. Wrong. What was his name? The guy we called “OH GOD, HE’S A CHICK.” I knew there were better things in store for you. And, thankfully, you did too. HELL YEAH, YOU DID BABE!And then there was Josh. The guy we called “the hot dude we like.” I remember when you first told me he could be “the one.” I could just picture it. Joshdown on one knee, asking you to make him the happiest man in the world while you lift up your right leg and squeals, offering you that beautiful diamond ring, you in that gorgeous gown, me making this speech.It may have been many years in the making, but (groom) was certainly worth waiting for. It is so great to finally see you so happy! NOW GO HAVE SEX LADY!